Hindi Shayari

Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga..

Dooriyo se fark padta nahi hai.
Baat to dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai.
Dosti to kuch khas aap jaise se hi hai,
Varna mulaqat na jaane kitno se hoti hai.

Aapko bhool jau umar guzarne ki baat hai,
Aap ko naa ho yakin yeh aur baat hai,
Jab tak rahegi saas tab tak rahonge yaad,
Yeh saas tut jaaye to aur baat hai?

Hindi SMS

Oye mil giya
Mil giya Oye mil gaya,
Oye oye mil giya,
Oho mil giya,
Ballay Ballay?
Mil he giya,
Aaj to mil he giya,
Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!

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Kya ho gai khata hamse,
Jo sms aana band hai,

Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya,
Mobile connection band hai.

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Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai?

Nurse: Kya karo gay?

Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya hoon.

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One day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha
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Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya.

Hindi SMS

Hum dosti nibhana jante hai.
Zakham tumhare kitne bhi gahre ho,
Hum dawa lagana jaante hai..
Hame bhulane ki galti mat kar na dost,
Hum ?Galaa Dabana? bhi jante hai.

Husband makes a strong peg of whisky
And tells his wife: PI ISKO
WIFE tastes and says ? chhee Kitni kadvi hai?
Husband: Aur tu sochti hai ki main Roj aish karta hun

Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
Bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
Aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
To kya hua?.
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!