We wish all People living in Maharashtra,
Happy Maharashtra Day
On this Maharashtra Day Lets Unite ….
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JAI JAI MAHARASHTRA MAZA,
GARZA MAHARASHTRA MERA!
Happy Maharashtra Day
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Happy Maharashtra Day sms
Pati patni funny sms
Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha churaya hai
Pati:Kaun sa?
Patni:Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha..
Gaur Farmaiye
Arz Hai
Mohabbat K Naam Pe Saza Maine PayiHe
Gaur Farmaiye
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Baki Sher Baad Me Abhi SUSU Aayee hai
I want a kiss from u
I want a kiss from u
surprized?
but why??
aray baba
Kiss means
K> Koi
I> Intresting sa
S> sms
S> send karo
so pleas kiss me.
Hindi Ghazals
Ye dil tujhe itni shiddat se chahta kyu hai
Har saans ke sath tera hi naam aata kyu hai
Tu kitna bhi mujhse talkh e talluk rakhle
Zikr phir bhi tera meri zaban pe aata kyu hai
Yuh to hai kayi fasle tere mere bich
Lgata phir bhi tu mujhko meri jaan sa kyu hai
Teri furkat main tadapne ki ho chuki hai adat meri
Tere dur hone ka phir bhi ehsaas mujko rulata kyu hai
Ye jaanti hu ke tujhko nahi mohabbat mujhse
Magar phir bhi lab pe mere tera hi naam aata kyu hai
Hai yaqeen tujhko paana na hoga mumqeen mere liye
Ye dil phir bhi roz umeed ki shama jalata kyu hai
Mehsus ki hai berukhi teri baato mian kayi baar maine
Lehjo wo phir bhi tera mujhko itna bhata kyu hai
Hai khabar mujhko nikalega tu meri chahat ka janaza ek din
Mann mera phir bhi tere khwab sajata kyu hai
Gar bichad na hi hai to khuda humko milata kyu hai
KAMSIN ko akhir wo itna satata kyu hai
Dil mera tujhko itni shiddat se chahta kyu hai
Har saans ke sath tera hi naam aata kyu hai.
Funny Shayari
sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.
Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,
Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,
Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab..
Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri
Shamshan mein piya karunga
Jab mangega hisab khuda ;
To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga…
Kohram mp3 songs - Amanat Ali (Pop Album)
>> Right Click On The Song And Click "Save Target As " to download.
Kohram
Teriyaan Ve
Rab Janay
Raha Jayai Na
Thumri (Semi Classical)
Berung
Anymore
Halka Halka
Roye Teri Yaad Mein
Wari Wari Jaawan
Tum Se He (MAA)
Tujh Se Naraz Nahi
Ghulam Ali "Awaargi"
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Chamakte Chaand Ko
Chupke Chupke Raat Din
Hum Ko Kis Ke Gham Ne Maara
Hum Tere Shehr Mein Aaye
Kabhi Kitaboon Mein
Kal Chaudvin Ki Raat
Karte Hein Mohabbat
Wo Kaisi Paagal Ladki Thi
Yeh Dil Yeh Paagal Dil Mera
Ghulam Ali "Rabba Yaar Milade"
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Rabba Yaar Milade Mera
Kita Pyar Beqadran Naal
Tere Pyar Di Soun
Suraj Vi Sharabi Lagda
Be Shak Jaana
Ki Poch De O Haal Faqiran Da
Mere Shauq Da Nein Aetbaar Tenu
Peli War Aj Unaa Akhian Ne Takeya
Beh Jaa Mere Kol Tenu Takda
What is opposite of Suiside?
What is opposite of Suiside?
Guess??
Guess?
Guess??
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Are baba It's
Sui-Don't-side.
Mathematical sms joke
Mathematical joke:-
(13x13x13( = ?
Think
Think deeply
Not getting
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13( tera(13( tera(13(= SURUR!!!
SMS good morning wishes
If everything in life is happening as u wish, you are lucky. If not, you r very lucky because things are happening as per God's wish..! Good morning..
Hindi SMS
Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.
Wo nadiya nahi aansu the humare,
jinpar wo kashti chalate rahe,
Manzil mile unhe ye chahat thi humari,
isiliye hum aansu bahate rahe..
Chahat mein kisi ka imitihan na lena,
Jo nibha naa sako wo vada na dena,
jise tum bin jine ki aadat hi na ho,
Usse kabhi jine ki dua naa dena.
Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai,
dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai,
aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain,
warna khuda ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.
Savera kya hua sitaron ko bhul gaye,
suraj kya aaya chand ko bhul gaye,
Kuch pal kya guzare humare bina,
aap to hume hi bhul gaye..
Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikale,
uski chahat k hum diwane nikale,
Jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha,
to uske hoton se waqt na hone k bahane nikale..
Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin,
Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.
Kya Fayada Kisi ko chahane ka ?
Kya Fayada Kisi ki yadon me aansu bhane ka ?
jo samjhe na kisi ke dil mein basa pyaar..
kya fayad uske pyaar meindil ko tadpane ka..
Golden words
kabhi “zindagee”
me kisi k “pyar”
mai mat “rona”
Q k wo tumhare “ansuon”
k “qabil” nahe hoga
or “wo” jo is “qabil” hoga,
wo tumhe kabhi “rone” nahi dega.
Humne banaye rishte kaise ho gaye,
Kabhi aapke dost the aaj aise waise ho gaye,
Aate nahi aajkal SMS aapke,Lagta hai dost se pyare paise ho gaye..:)
Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare,
Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare.
Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein,
Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!
Hindi Jokes
ANKHE KHULI REHTI THI JINKI PALKE CHUMNE KO,
LAB PYASE REHTE THE JINKE HONT CHUMNE KO ,
WO AAJ HBI JATI HAI KAYAMAAT BAAN KAR,
BUS FARK ITNA HAI HAMARE NAHI KISI AUR KE SAAT GHUM NE KO.
Hindi SMS
Jab se aapko jana hai,
Jab se aap sa dost paya hai,
Har dua me aap ka naam aaya hai,
Dil karata hai punchu us rab se k,
Kya itna pyara dost sirf mere liye bana hai.
Hindi Shayari
Aakhen kholu to chehra tumhara ho,
Band karu to sapna tumhara ho,
Maar bhi jau to koi gam nahi,
Agar kafan ke badle achal tumhara ho.
Tanhaai me jab beete lamho ki yaad aati hai,
Kya kahe jism se jaan chali jaati hai,
Yun to unki berukhi yaad hai humein,
Per aankhe band kare to surat unki nazar aati hai.
Dhalti raat ka khula ehsas hai,
Mere dil me teri jagah kuch khas hai,
Tum nahi ho yahan mujhe malum hai,
Par dil kahta hai ki tu dil ke paas hai.
Mere chehre se utho do kafan,
mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki.
meri lash abhi mat jalana,
mujhe umeed hai unke aane ki.
Mausam ka ishaara hai, Hasraton ne pukaara hai,
Kaise kahe ke kitna miss karte hai hum aapko,
Ye sayari ussi yaad ka ek Ishaara hai.
STUDENT TEACHER SMS
STUDENT TEACHER SMS
TEACHER:-DHITRASHTRA KE 100 PUTRA THE: PANDU KE SIRF 5 AISA Q?
STUDENT:- SIR, KYU KI JINKI ANKHE HOTI HAI,UNHE AUR BHI KAAM HOTE HAI
Love SMS
Dil si cheez hai, dene ko hai de dengay
Magar koi tumsa qabeel bhi to ho,
Hum to jaan de kay bhi khush hongay
Magar koi tumsa qateel bhi to ho.
A lifetym thought
“alwz try ur best 2 get watever u luv.”
Otherwise…
U wil b forced 2 luv watever u get..
*THINK BOUT DIS THOUGHT DEEPLY*
Love is heat
Which is very sweet
Love is incomplete
Till 2 lips meet.
If love is a crime,
Lock me up, i’m guilty baby
Hindi Shayari
Abb Ho Gaya Jo Hona Tha
Bass Itna Hi Mujh Ko Rona Tha
Jis Dil Mein Rahey Ho Tum Saalon Say
Woh Tumharey Liye To Ikk Khilona Tha
Tumhein Paa Ke Khushi Say Jo Khil Sii Gayeen
Unn Aankhon Ko To Yoonhi Bhigona Tha
Woh Pyar To Nikla Pathar Jaisa
Jo Door Say Lagta Sona Tha
Aisa Pyar Humein Mila Hi Kyun
Jisse Abb Hum Ne Aa Ke Khona Tha.
Jin Logon Ko Pyar Ka Matlab Hi Na Pata Ho
Jin Logon Ko Pyar Ka Matlab Hi Na Pata Ho
Woh Kyun Phir Dilon Mein Humarye Aatey Hein
Jab Rehna Nahin Saath Umar Bhar To Kyun
Humein Jhootey Woh Kyun, Sapne Dikhatey Hein
Kiya Jab Dil To Zindagi Mein Aa Gaye
Jab Dil Kiya Yoon Chaley Jaatey Hein
Abb Daikho ‘*****’ Ye Din Bhi Aana Tha
Humarey Roney Pe Woh, Muskuratey Hein !
Hindi Filmy Jokes
When I am: KareebThere is only: Khamoshi
I want to speak: Dil Se
That’s my kind of: Ishq
I want this to be: Gupt
As I always have: Darr
That I will loose you: Sajani
And that would be great: Sadma
I am your: Mr.Aashique
But sometimes bit: Deewana
Tell me: Hum Aapke Hain Kaun
As I feel : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
In this : Duniya Dilwalon Ki
I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya
May be : Dil To Pagal Hai
Because: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai
The whole world appears as: Dushman
But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha..
Hindi SMS
Bas!!
Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
Maine apko kiya na!!!
Chalo ab ap karo…
Karo na…
I’m excited….
Karo na…
SMS
Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur, ye haath mujhe de de!!!
Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab kya
’sherawali mata’ banega…
1 ladke ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi,
Wo mannat mangne gaya.
Wahan uski Maa khai me ghir gayi,
Wo bola - “Ya Khuda teri Khudai Apni to mili nahi Bapu ki bhi gawayi”.
Oooofff ! Kya aakhein hain,..
Ooooff kya aakhein hain, (wah !! Wah !!)
Oooff kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
(Zara Gaur Farmayiyega. ..)
Ooooff! Kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
Masha-allah kya soorat paayi hai.
Aisa lagta hai….
Aisa lagta hai jaise…….
PEEPAL KE PED SE BHOOTNI UTER AAYI HAI..
Hindi SMS
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo….
ADRAK TASTE
Apne Mobile ko kiss karo,ADRAK ka taste ayega!
kar k dekho!
Nahi aaya!
Fir karo,Is baar jarur ayega!
Chhod Yaar!
Bander kya jaane ADRAK ka swad
Slinky Game Mobile
Slinky Game Mobile S60 (Java)
World famous surprising toy-Slinky now became and tremendous mobile game!
Play this really delightful game with set of fascinating, difficult levels and so skilful enemies!
Try to survive in 50 the unique levels forming 5 effective worlds.
A room of Toys, the Wild Nature, Ancient Egypt, the Far East and City Jungle.
Collect coins and diamonds, use dynamic blocks, such as teleports and bonuses of speed, but be afraid of falls and sparks and look do not break from edge of a level!
Hindi Jokes
Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.
But..
makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kah1a,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diyejain to makhi sun nahin sakti.
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:NahiBoy: Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay.
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”
Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”.
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Wah wah..!!
Irshad Irshaad..!!
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain…
Dosti SMS
Doori Ho To ahsaas hota hai,
Dost ke bina jivan kitna udas hota hai
Umar ho apki Sitaron jitani lambi,
Aisa dost kahan kisi ke pass hota hai.
Aankhen apki ho, par ansu mere,
Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri,
Dil apka ho, par dhadkan meri,
Zindagi ke ahkri modh par duaa hogi yehi,
Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri……
Tum dost ho mere sada k liye,
Main zinda hoon tumhaari wafa k liye,
Kar lena laakhon shikwa mujhse magar,
Na hona khafa khuda k liye.
You have known me in
Good and bad times ,
You have seen me
When i was happy and when i was sad,
You have watched me laugh and cry,
Thank you for believing in me,
For supporting me ,
And for always being there ,
Thank you for being
A PERFECT FRIEND.
Hindi sms
Hum zindagi se aas kare bhi to kya kare,
Jab tum nahi ho paas, kare bhi to kya kare.
Aansu piye, sharaab piye, zeher bhi to pi liya,
Bujhti nahi hai pyaas, kare bhi to kya kare.
Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,
Aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,
Aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,
Jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.
Thukra ke usne mujhko,
Kaha ki muskuraao!
Maine has diya,
Aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.
Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,
Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha
Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut,
To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!
Hindi Poems
Tere Honton pe Saj jaun DUAA hone ko Jee chahe
Mera Dunya bhula kar bas Tera hone ko Jee chahe
Yun sab k samne Athkelyan karti hai ye Tujh se
K Mera Be-Irada hi HAWA hone ko Jee chahe
Tu Mere Roothne per is Tarha Mujh ko Manati Hai
Kabi to Be-Waja Tujh se Khafa hone ko Jee chahe
Kabi Tujh se mile bin Zindagi bekaar lagti hai
Kabi Tujh se Bicharne ko Juda hone ko Jee chahe…
Hindi Poems
Ek duje pe martety the,
Hum pyar ki baaten karten the,
Khabo me khoye rehtey the,
Baho me soye rehtey the
Hum ashiq the deewane the
Is duniya se beghane tha
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jab hum pagal pagal phirtey the.
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jiab hum pagal pagal phirtey the..
Kehtey the kuch suntey the;
Hum phul wafa k chumtey the.
Kabhi hastey the kabhi rotey the,
Hum Yaar juda jab hotey the,
Hume sab kuch acha lagta tha,
Afsana sacha lagta tha,
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jab hum pagal pagal phirtey the.
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jab hum pagal pagal phirtey the.
Tanhai me jab miltey the,
Dil me hulchul si hoty thi;
Hum dono jagtey rehtey the.
Jab sari duniya soty thi,
Jab yaad tumhari aaty thi,
chahat k nagme gatey the,
bechain deewani dhadkan ko.
Behlatey the samjatey the,
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jab hum pagal pagal phirtey the.
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jab hum pagal pagal phirtey the…
Ek duje pe martety the,
Hum pyar ki baaten karten the,
Khabo me khoye rehtey the,
Baho me soye rehtey the
Hum ashiq the deewane the
Is duniya se beghane tha
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jiab hum pagal pagal phirtey the.
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jiab hum pagal pagal phirtey the..
Phirtey the phirtey the…
Hindi Shayari
Zindagii kii baat sun kar kyaa kahein,
Ek tamannaa thii taqaazaa ban gaii hai.
yeh sard raat, yeh aavaragii, yeh neend kaa bojh,
Hum apaney shehar mein hotey to GHAR gaye hotey
Hindi Poems
Ek duje pe martety the,
Hum pyar ki baaten karten the,
Khabo me khoye rehtey the,
Baho me soye rehtey the
Hum ashiq the deewane the
Is duniya se beghane tha
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jab hum pagal pagal phirtey the.
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jiab hum pagal pagal phirtey the..
Kehtey the kuch suntey the;
Hum phul wafa k chumtey the.
Kabhi hastey the kabhi rotey the,
Hum Yaar juda jab hotey the,
Hume sab kuch acha lagta tha,
Afsana sacha lagta tha,
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jab hum pagal pagal phirtey the.
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jab hum pagal pagal phirtey the.
Tanhai me jab miltey the,
Dil me hulchul si hoty thi;
Hum dono jagtey rehtey the.
Jab sari duniya soty thi,
Jab yaad tumhari aaty thi,
chahat k nagme gatey the,
bechain deewani dhadkan ko.
Behlatey the samjatey the,
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jab hum pagal pagal phirtey the.
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jab hum pagal pagal phirtey the…
Ek duje pe martety the,
Hum pyar ki baaten karten the,
Khabo me khoye rehtey the,
Baho me soye rehtey the
Hum ashiq the deewane the
Is duniya se beghane tha
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jiab hum pagal pagal phirtey the.
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jiab hum pagal pagal phirtey the..
Phirtey the phirtey the…
Hindi Shayari
Zindagii kii baat sun kar kyaa kahein,
Ek tamannaa thii taqaazaa ban gaii hai.
yeh sard raat, yeh aavaragii, yeh neend kaa bojh,
Hum apaney shehar mein hotey to GHAR gaye hotey
Funny Shayari
Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo….
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.
Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele
Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam..
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.
some funny sms
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himmat sath rakhna
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to "BRUSH AUR PASTE SATH RAKHNA"
Munna bhai:- Aye mamu tera bathrum to badhiya hai
par bole to Saala bath tub bhaut chota hai re
circuit: kya bhai aap fir se sandas me nahake aaye
TEACHER-PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU- Here it is
TEACHER-Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS-PAPPU.
SANTA PROPOSED A GIRL.
GIRL-I'M 1YEAR ELDER TO YOU.
SANTA-OYE NO PROBLEM, I'LL MARRY U NEXT YEAR.
TEACHER:-DHITRASHTRA KE 100 PUTRA THE: PANDU KE SIRF 5 AISA KYO?
STUDENT:- SIR, KYU KI JINKI ANKHE HOTI HAI,UNHE AUR BHI KAAM HOTE HAI
Ram Navami 2009 SMS
à¤à¤œि मन राम सियापति रघुकुल ईस
दीन बंधु दुख टारन कौसलाधीस।
राम किसी à¤ांति à¤à¤œि, रावन की रीति तजि
Happy RamnavamiRam Ji ki jyoti se noor milta hai, sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai,
jo bhi jata hai Ram Ji ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.
"Happy Ram Navami".
Santa Banta Jokes
Santa Banta Jokes
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my Seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You Appoint me
Interviewer: …….!!!!!!!
Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.
Banta: When did George Washington die?
Santa: two days before his funeral.
Banta: Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of……..
Santa: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car
in a restricted area. The Judge askd him if he had
anything to say in his defence. “They should not put
up such misleading notices”, said Banta. “It said,
FINE FOR PARKING HERE”
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other.
Santa Singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta Singh : Yes I have.
Santa Singh : Well, my father dug it.
Banta Singh : That’s nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea?
Santa Singh : Yes I have.
Banta Singh : Well, my father killed it.
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Beauty of Love
Immature love says, ” I love you because I need you.”
Mature Love says, ” I need you because I love you.”
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength.
Loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Bible SMS
Bible SMS
“Again, when a
righteous man turns
from his righteousness
and does evil, and
I put a stumbling-block before him, he will die.
Since you did not warn him, he will die for his sin.
The righteous things
he did will not be remembered, and I
will hold you accountable for his blood.
But if yo do warn the righteous man not to
sin and he does not sin,
he will surely live because he took warning, and
you will be saved yourself.”- Ezekiel 3:20,21.
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TYScrSaver_v1.20_EN_ZH_unsigned
UCWEB english-51-1-28-07072310
Ultimate Portable Voice Recorder 4.01-S60v3 SymbianOS9.1-Unsigned.
UltimatePortable.SmartProfile.v3.01.S60v 3.SymbianO S9.1.Unsigned.arabic-mEnPDA
Unyverse Contacts S60v3 J2ME- Freeware
Viking.Informatics.GPSMap.v2.12.S60v3.Sy mbianOS9.1 .Unsign.-OPDA
Viking.InformaticsCellPos.v1.3.S60v3.Sym bianOS9.1. Unsign-OPDA
Viking.Informatics.Mp3Player.v3.54b.S60v 3.SymbianO S9.1.-BiNPDA
VITO.Technology.Metronome.v1.00.S60v3.Sy mbianOS9.1 .-BiNPDA
WebGate.ClipTone.v1.00.28.S60v3.SymbianO S9.1.Unsig ned.-BiNPDA
WebGate.SMS.Spam.Manager.v1.01.S60v3.Sym bianOS9.1. Unsigned.-BiNPDA
WebGate.Voice.Inbox.v1.00.S60v3.SymbianO S9.1.Unsig ned.-BiNPDA
WebGate.Voice.Inbox.v1.03.40.S60v3.Symbi anOS9.1.Un signed.-BiNPDA
WebGate.Advanced.Device.Locks.v1.04.58.S 60v3.Symbi anOS9.1.Unsigned-BiNPDA
WebGate.Advanced.Call.Manager.v2.60.S60v 3.SymbianO S9.1.incl._HSpda
WellnessDiary3_110
WiB.Software.Punch2Go.v1.04.S60v3.Symbia nOS9.1. -BiNPDA
Wildpalm.Pocket Ogg.v1.0.Symbian 3rd 0S9.1 Unsign -By OPDA
Wireless.Labs.Sms.Forwarder.v2.21.S60v3. SymbianOS9 .1.-SergeyL
WomanMobile_2.2_for_Symbian_3rd_CHS_Unsi gn.OPDA
XSound Sound Player and Dictaphone theme Symbian.Os.S60v3.Os9.1.The Red Theme
Xplore1.13
Y_Browser_082_8_3rdEd
YahooGo
ZakatCalc_1.00
Zensis.PhotoRite.SP.v6.11.S60v3.SymbianO S9.1. -BiNPDA
Zensis.PhotoRite.SP.v6.13.S60v3.SymbianO S9.1.Incl. .Patch-BiNPDA
Zensis.Theme.DIY.v1.2.0.S60v3.SymbianOS9 .1.Retail-BiNPDA
zeta
ZIDIAN.Studio.SmsOne.v1.26.S60v3.Symbian OS9.1. -BiNPDA
ZIDIAN.Studio.AudioCube.v1.1.21.S60v3.Sy mbianOS9.1 .-BiNPDA
Zip Manager
http://rapidshare.com/files/
http://rapidshare.com/files/
Malik naukar - Joke
Malik : Aaj tumne roti me jayada ghee laga diya hai
Naukar :Galti hogai malik lagta hai maine aapko apni Roti de di hai.
Santa selling Parachute-joke
Santa selling Parachute: Plane se kudo, Button Dabao or aap zamin pe safely utar jahoge.
Customer: Agar Parachute nahi khula to?
Santa:To Paise waapas!
April Fool Jokes
Congratulations!
After 40 years and 40 days, You’ve made it!
This is the last page.
Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet.
If you Click your back button, It will not work!
NO links on this page will work!
Now, “SHUT” down your computer and do something productive!
Write 60 letters and mail them at the post office…
Have lunch at the kitchen table…
Take your doggie for a walk…
Go play Bingo…
Go for a swim…
Go read a book…
Shout HIP - HIP - HORRAY!
And don’t forget…
Tell your friends YOU found “The End Of The Internet.”
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