Kuku – Life Partner (3GP)
Hindi Shayari
Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de
Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de
Tu har ghadi har waqt mere saath raha hai
Haan yeh jism kabhi door kabhi paas raha hai
Jo bhi gham hain yeh tere unhein tu mera pataa de
Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de
Mujhko toh tere chehre pe yeh ghum nahin janchta
Jaayiz nahin lagta mujhe ghum se tera rishta
Sun meri ghuzarish ise chehre se hataa se
Sun meri ghuzarish ise chehre se hataa se
Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de.
Hindi SMS
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
Teacher:” What is your name?”.
Student: ” Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:” When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.”
Student:” My name is Sunlight
Bhikari: sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab: tumhe sharam nahi aati, road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari: abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumhare hathon me rehti.
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
If boys vomit then parents says kaminay kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kon tha wo kamina,
Morel of the story whoever vomits boys are always kaminey.
Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jaunga,
Sukun bankar dil mein utar jaunga,
Mehsus karneki koshish kijiye,
dur hokar bhi paas nazar aounga.
Raat ki khamoshi raas nahi aati
Meri parchayi bhi ab mere paas nahi aati
Kuch aati hai toh bas teri yaad
jo aakar ek pal bhi mujhse door nahi jaati..
Log har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hai,
ham har mushkil ko manzil samajhte hai.
Bada fark hai log aur hamare nazarie me,
log dil ko dard aur ham dard ko dil samajhte hai..
Chirago se andhere door ho jate,
toh chand ki chahat hamme na hoti,
agar kat sakti akeli ye jindagi,
to apki jaroorat hamme na hoti..
Hindi Shayari
Doori Ho To ahsaas hota hai,
Dost ke bina jivan kitna udas hota hai
Umar ho apki Sitaron jitani lambi,
Aisa dost kahan kisi ke pass hota hai
Aankhen apki ho, par ansu mere,
Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri,
Dil apka ho, par dhadkan meri,
Zindagi ke ahkri modh par duaa hogi yehi,
Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri……
Tum dost ho mere sada k liye,
Main zinda hoon tumhaari wafa k liye,
Kar lena laakhon shikwa mujhse magar,
Na hona khafa khuda k liye.
kya aap mujhse dosti karoge?????
Hindi SMS
Kis tarah rokta hon ashk apne,
kis tarah dil pe jabr karta hon,
aaj bhik karzar e hasti main,
jab tere sheher se guzarta hon,
Is qadar bhi nahen mujhay maloom,
kis mohallay main hai makan tera,
jane kin wadiyon main utra hai,
paikar e husn karwan tera,
kis se pooochon ga main khabar teri,
kon batlaye ga nishan tera,
Teri rusawion se darta hon,
Jab tere sheher se guzarta hon,
Tu rahi muddaton kareeb mere,
Kuch teri azmaton ka dar bhi tha,
kuch khayalat thay ajeeb mere,
Akhir e kar woh ghari aai,
tu mujhay chor kar chali bhi gai,
ab main kyon tujhko yaar karta hon
jab tere sheher se guzarta hon,
Go zamana teri mohabbat ka,
aik bhooli hui kahani hai,
tere koochay main umr bhar na gae,
sari duniya ki khaak chani hai,
kis tamanna se tujhko chaha hai
kis mohabbat se haar mani hai
apni kismat pe naaz karta hon,
jab tere sheher se guzarta hon,
Hindi Shayari
Sapne Ki Tarah Aakar Chale Gaye
Gamo Ki Neend Sulakar Chale Gaye
Kis Bhool Ki Saza Di Humko??
Pehle Hasaya Aur Fir Rulakar Chale Gaye. Hum ko to muskranay ki Aadat si hai
Ansoon ko Chupanay ki Aadat si hai
Duwa na hi Dawa Kaam kerti Hai hum per..
Ab to Zakhm Khanay ki Aadat si Hai..
High Speed 3D Mobile Game
The smell of freshly burnt rubber on tarmac, the feel of the soft leather in your hands, the sound of engines roaring and crowds cheering, open your eyes and experience racing in its purest form, get ready to take to the streets in High Speed 3D. Finally the true street racing experience has arrived on your phone. Starting your career is a rookie; you need to earn respect out there before you can challenge the best of the best, work your way through an intense and engaging storyline to prove yourself top dog.
Before you set off for race-day there are a few things you’ll want to tweak first. Open up your garage and take a look at your cars, decide which one you feel like taking for a spin, get the spray gun out and give your car a new lick of paint, then make a few tuning adjustments and upgrade a few parts, finally you’ll want to put some sick decals on there and you’re ready to roll. Driving fast never looked so good!
With 20 tracks to race, 9 cars to choose from and a whole host of customisations there’s plenty here for the petrol-head to tinker with. Real driving physics, insane drifts and nitrous boosts and some of the most visually stunning locations to drive around, High Speed 3D has it all. Check out your own driving stats and compare your times and honours with other players worldwide.
Have you got what it takes to test-drive High Speed 3D?
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Miscellaneous
Ek din ek lady shop se parrot kharidne gyi…..
Usne dukandar se kaha vasim bhai ek tota chahaiye….
Dukandar ne use ek tota dikaya…
Lady ne pucha is tote ki khas bat kya hai vasim bhi…
Dukan dar bola ye tota bolta hai
Lady ne kaha acha..
Usne tote se pucha main tumhe kaisi lagti huin
“Bahen ki laudi randi lagti hai” tote ne kaha.
Lady ne kaha vasim bhi ye to bhut badtamij tota hai gali deta hai.
Vasim bhi use ander le gya aur pani me dubaya aur pucha…
Gali dega…
Tota. Hain dunga
Vasim ..phir dubaya aur pucha .gali dega”
Tota… hain dunga…..
Vasim ne phir pani me dubaya aur kaha .gali dega..
Is bar tota man gya aur kaha nhi dunga bhi nhi dunga,,,,,
Vo use bahar le gya aur lady se kaha ye ab gali nhi dega..
Tab lady ne usse pucha …
Agr mere ghar pr mere sath ek aadmi aye to tum kya sochoge.
Tote ne kaha..ki tumhara pati hoga..
Lady..agr do aadmi aye to kya.
Tota.tumhara pati aur devar,
Lady.agr tin aadmi ..
Tota.tumhara pati ,devar,aur bhayiya.
Lady …agr char aadmi aye to….
Tota…..
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vasim bhai pani lao…
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ki
“behen ki laudi randi hai”.
Tote ki khasiiyat !!!
Hindi SMS
jindagi bin GF ke eisi hoti he,
jaise bin pani ki pani puri hoti he,
kahin mann nahi lagta kya kare zalim,
jise pakdo kisi ki mangtar to kisi ki gharwali hoti he,
jindagi bin GF ….
kabhi kabhi mere dil me khyal ata he,
ki ladkiyan kyun itni kismatwali hoti he,
ladko ki poketmoney ki pyasi hoti he,
gori ho ya ho kali sab BOY FRIEND wali hoti he,
jindagi bin GF….
jawaani ka boys ko chhune me der ho bhale,
ladkiyo ki bate yaron tab bhi matwali hoti he,
kabhi kisi dagar behek jaye kadam agar,
dosto bas isi dua se apni har diwali hoti he,
jindagi bin GF …..
Words of Wisdom
Year of Birth – 563 B.C.
Year of Death – 483 B..C.
All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him.
An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
The mind is everything. What you think you become.
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, nor to worry about the future, but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly.
Love SMS
I love the way you look at me,
Your eyes so bright and black.
I love the way you kiss me,
Your lips so soft and smooth.
I love the way you make me so happy,
And the ways you show you care.
I love the way you say, "I Love You,"
And the way you're always there..
I love the way you touch me,
Always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me,
And glad that you are mine.
Hindi Shayari
Sochtey rehnay ki aadat hogayi
Chaunktey rehnay ki aadat hogayi
Hijr ki raatoun k sung aankhoun ko bhi
Jaagtey rehnay ki aadat hogayi
Jaaney kia dur hayk apnay aap say
Bhaagtey rehnay ki aadat hogayi
Woh nahin lautey gaa phir kiyoon rehguzaar
Daikhtey rehnay ki aadat hogayi
Woh meray andar chupa hay or usay
Boltey rehnay ki aadat hogayi...
Hindi Jokes
Husband asked his newly married wife, she had any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife: silent
He said, main is khamoshi ko kiya samjhon?
Wife replied: Kamine! Ginay to do :p
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Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet, all ladies suddenly stand up!
Sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai, Betho Betho
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Hathi aur chenti ka prem vivah hua,
Dusre din hathi mar gaya,
Cheenti boli “wah re mohabbat”
Ek din ka pyar mila,
Aur sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam mila
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Ek bar 300 pathan ship main travel kar rahe tahe,
Lekin sare k sare mar gaye.
Kaise?
Nothing serious.
Ship bich main kharab hogai.
To dhakka dene niche utar gaye.
Hindi SMS
Dil mein basa ek khayal ho tum,
Pyaar ka haseen ehsaas ho tum,
Jab muskurate ho toh lagta hai,
Kubsurati se lajawab ho tum.
Phoolo se poocho is main singhar kitna hai?
Mere dil se poocho is main pyar kitna hai?
Saye ki tarha tumhara pyaar saath rehta hai…
Tumhare saath guzra hua har lamha yaad rehta hai.
Tere Pyar ne zindagi se pehchaan karai hai,
Mujhe wo toofano se phir lauta ke laayi hai,
Bas itni hi dua karte hain khuda se hum,
Bujhe na yeh shama kabhi jo humne jalai hai.
Khuda ne mujhse kaha… Ishq na kar tu diwana ho jayega!
Maine kaha aiye khuda… Tu msg padhnewale se to mil.. Tujhe bhi ishq ho jayega!
Sad SMS
Nazar to mila sake,
Per zaban ko hila na sake,
Laakh chaha humne,
Phir bhi tum ko bhula na sake….
Is dil say teri yaad bhulai nahin jati
Yeh pyar ki daulat hai lutai nahin jati
Is dil say kesay tumhain bhulaoun main
Har roz toh yeh duniya basai nahin jat
Patli Gali - Shortkut (feat. Akshaye Khanna) (Hot Smartmovie Video)
Patli Gali - Shortkut (feat. Akshaye Khanna) (Hot Smartmovie Video)
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Yeh Dooriyan - Love Aaj kal (New Smartmovie Video)
99 - mobile movies - smartmovie
99 - mobile movies - smartmovie
Released : May 15, 2009
Genre : Drama
Starcast : Kunal Khemu, Soha Ali Khan, Boman Irani, Simone Singh, Mahesh Manjrekar, Vinod Khanna, Cyrus Broacha, Shabbir Ahluwalia, Suchitra Pillai, Varun Badola
Desc :
Inspired by real life events, 99 claims to be an original story and historical fiction. The fast-paced comedy set in 1999 showcases characters that are bound to be stuck at 99. Spread over two cities, the unpredictable circumstances, funny situations, varied characters, plots, romances, and high-adrenaline chases await viewers to experience 99 for themselves.
Duration : 2hrs 18mins
Size : 159 mb
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Russian Mafia v1.0.1 Mobile Game
Russian Mafia is the best platforming arcade action fighting shooter ever! The greatest game with considered gameplay!
Relive the thrills of Russian Mafia, the 1st installment of the Russian mafia saga! A story about real Russian friendship and desperate fate. Ivan and Boris have been friends since being on duty, they were in Chechnya together… On the day Boris was found dead… Everything was leading to Russian Mafia. Russian mafias headquarter was based in Chicago, America. Ivan decided to have his revenge on the friend.
Game features:
• Comics style pre-level animation;
• Deep graphics of background gives full 3D effect of the game;
• Breathtaking fighting with many kick and combo actions;
• Game physics are real that gives you full effect of fighting;
• Dynamic objects. You can hide behind or destroy them by kicking or shooting them;
• Weapons: knife, hand gun, UZi, shotgun;
• All “bad guys” have artificial intelligence.
Supported phones :
Nokia 5320 XpressMusic, Nokia 5700, Nokia 6110, Nokia 6120, Nokia 6121, Nokia 6124 Classic, Nokia 6210, Nokia 6220, Nokia 6290, Nokia E50, Nokia E51, Nokia E65, Nokia E66, Nokia N71, Nokia N73, Nokia N75, Nokia N76, Nokia N77, Nokia N78, Nokia N79, Nokia N82, Nokia N85, Nokia N92, Nokia N93, Nokia N93i, Nokia N95, Nokia N95 8GB, Nokia N96
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Hindi Shayari
Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga..
Dooriyo se fark padta nahi hai.
Baat to dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai.
Dosti to kuch khas aap jaise se hi hai,
Varna mulaqat na jaane kitno se hoti hai.
Aapko bhool jau umar guzarne ki baat hai,
Aap ko naa ho yakin yeh aur baat hai,
Jab tak rahegi saas tab tak rahonge yaad,
Yeh saas tut jaaye to aur baat hai?
Hindi SMS
Oye mil giya
Mil giya Oye mil gaya,
Oye oye mil giya,
Oho mil giya,
Ballay Ballay?
Mil he giya,
Aaj to mil he giya,
Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!
???? ??? ??? ??? ??
Kya ho gai khata hamse,
Jo sms aana band hai,
Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya,
Mobile connection band hai.
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Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai?
Nurse: Kya karo gay?
Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya hoon.
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One day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha
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Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya.
Hindi SMS
Hum dosti nibhana jante hai.
Zakham tumhare kitne bhi gahre ho,
Hum dawa lagana jaante hai..
Hame bhulane ki galti mat kar na dost,
Hum ?Galaa Dabana? bhi jante hai.
Husband makes a strong peg of whisky
And tells his wife: PI ISKO
WIFE tastes and says ? chhee Kitni kadvi hai?
Husband: Aur tu sochti hai ki main Roj aish karta hun
Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
Bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
Aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
To kya hua?.
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
Inspirational SMS
Not covering a Wound
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up to 50%
Keep wounds Moist and Covered to encourage Faster Healing
Petroleum Jelly works well to keep the wound moist
Wise SMS
Don’t You Remember
the time when we
used to say,
“Let’s Meet and Plan something.”
Now are the days
where we say,
“Let’s Plan and Meet someday.”
Friends are the Same,
but the Days have
Changed Us.!
Bible SMS
Life is made simple when
we follow Jesus Christ.
Yet how we go astray
by trying to manipulate
His commands.!
The Lord knows my future, so I put my trust in Hìm.
You can have fancy cars, girls, wealth and power.
But I have an awesome God. Yes I’m poor of this world, yet surely will grow rich
in Christ’s Grace.
Sorry world I hate to
annoy you, but there is
only one God and
He is Jesus Christ.
I know him, I’m trying
to follow Him.
But are you.?
If not Let Christ show us
the way to salvation bcoz except for Him we are already near hell.
The irony being people
don’t believe in hell until they reach there.!
And also that the wicked shall never have peace
says My Lord.
Miss you SMS
When I miss you, I don’t have to go far ,
I just have to look inside my heart because that’s where I’ll find you.
I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long.
If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can play together all night.
I dropped a tear in the ocean.
The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.
For everything you have missed, you have gained something else,
and for everything you gain, you lose something else.
I miss your love I miss your touch, But I’m feeling you everyday.
Nothing hurts more then waiting
since I don’t even know what I’m waiting for anymore.
Each time I miss you, a star falls down from the sky.
So, if you looked up at the sky and found it dark with no stars,
it is all your fault. You made me miss you too much!
I heard someone whisper your name,
but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone.
Then I realized that it was my heart telling me that I miss you.
Friendship SMS
There are 20 angels in the world,
10 Are playing,
9 Are sleeping,
1 Is reading this message
And that is u My Freind.
It is indeed an achievement not to make 100 friends but to keep 1 friend for 100 years.
Apki dosti, apki vafa hi kafi hai.
Tmam umar ye aasra hi kafi hai.
Jab bhi waqt mile muskra kar SMS bhej do.
Khusi ke waste ye silsila hi kafi hai.
Birth is first of life
Beauty is art of life
Death is last of life
Friend ship is heart of life
Best Laughters
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then
I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn’t it rain on you?
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
Women.!
# Women especially love a bargain. The question of ‘need’ is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
# Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you ‘just don’t understand’.
# Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
# Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
# Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
# Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That’s why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
# Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there’s a spider or a wasp involved.
# Women can’t keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don’t view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
# Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
# Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she’s doing. It might be the lottery calling.
# Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn’t need toys if women had an ‘on/off’ switch.
# Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
IIFA Awards Abhishek Bachchan Stage Performance 3GP Video
IIFA Awards Abhishek Bachchan Stage Performance 3GP Video
Kambakkht Ishq 3 Videos from Movie (MP4 Videos)
Kambakkht Ishq 3 Videos from Movie (MP4 Videos)
Kambakkht Ishq Title Video
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